So it seems that I have a Jewish ancestor

I had no idea I was a Jew and I don't really know what to do of it.

Anyway I have a lot of catching up to do. How do I scam the goyim? How to jew them for fun and profit? Can you share your best tricks?

Please help a jewbro out!

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Then I'm a lesser Jew but how fucked am I? Muslims and nazis are out to kill me because I'm jew enough for the oven, and OTOH I'm probably not Jew enough to get Israel citizenship.