it aint that bad bruh. depends on where you at and if you get money on the books. if you got family that has a little money it helps a lot when you down. I had money stashed after I got hit up and i trusted my girls mom to call it in, she took some "for the baby" but she did me good for 8 years. you get out on OR? pay a bond? how come you aint in co right now? bruh if you out now you should just start flipping some real fast, you going to prison anyway fuck it, come up on some money and give it to somebody you trust like senpai to put it on the books every other month it aint like you can do it yourself and that 150 go fast bruh. everything cost inside. the food is easy, either you got money or you dont. prison food is weak, sometimes you get something special like when they get donated shit for holidays or a some factories freezer go out but they always fuck it up and make it taste like some retirement home charly brown kinda food, bland as fuck. the food you can make in the cell is tolerable at best but you can make it spicy at least. I pieced money up every month with my celly cuz we was the same set and we was cool. no homo. some fools get robbed so be careful. you can get wrapped up quick inside even when you didnt do nothing so dont go telling fools you got money. if you poor then fuck it you dont have a choice anyway just make the best of it, you can always trade up food just make sure you know what they are saying when you trade up.
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Anonymous2016-07-09 1:34
Good luck, OP I can relate to this: >be me >released on parole >still on probation >found a Node.js job >everythingwentbetterthanexpected.png
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Anonymous2016-07-09 2:21
I can relate to this:
be me not a nigger laugh at other people's idiotic failures and lack of privilege
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Anonymous2016-07-09 2:23
I just came out of prison. Never been in prison, finished my hentai.
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Anonymous2016-07-09 2:23
>>1 Come clean nigga you just came out of the closet, not prison
>>1 How did you find this place if you just got out?
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Anonymous2016-07-09 3:18
>>7 my celly from da set told me bout yall. we out now and we in da cut making dat paper writing dat Java tha best language for a nigga.
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Anonymous2016-07-09 4:12
>>8 You been in the slam so long you didn't hear that Jew paper is going to be going out of style soon. Every nigga these days is going into real gold and silver. Gotta get that bling to be a real tight nigga in this hood.
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Anonymous2016-07-09 6:07
>>9 You been in the slam so long you didn't hear that bling is going to be going out of style soon. Every nigga these days is going into ghetto style. Gotta get them hobo shreds to be a real tight nigga in this hood.
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Anonymous2016-07-09 6:09
>>7 Prison raped by neckbearded faggots screaming "/prog/!" as they ejaculated.
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Anonymous2016-07-09 6:21
Having money in prison or rich relatives out of prison is a very bad idea, because both other prisoners and prison administration will do everything to extort any money they can from you.
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Anonymous2016-07-09 6:22
>>12 at least that is how it works in russian prisons.
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Anonymous2016-07-09 7:14
>>2 you fool, working with Node.js is just another part of the punishment
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Anonymous2016-07-09 8:09
>>14 Think he'll get a shock when he realizes there was more privacy in prison?
Node.js brings event-driven programming to web servers, enabling development of fast web servers in JavaScript.[26] Developers can create highly scalable servers without using threading, by using a simplified model of event-driven programming that uses callbacks to signal the completion of a task.[26] Node.js was created because concurrency is difficult in many server-side programming languages, and often leads to poor performance.[23]
Node.js connects the ease of a scripting language (JavaScript) with the power of Unix network programming.[26]
It doesn't sound so bad
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Anonymous2016-07-10 3:46
Daily reminder that JavaScript is an acceptable LISP.
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Anonymous2016-07-10 3:57
>>23 What a load of donkey ass. "Because concurrency is difficult" they omit concurrency altogether. And fuckheads saying it's "scalable" don't know what scalable is. Shitfuckers whose largest projects fit on a single fucking core trying to talk about "scalable". Throw them in a landfill.
It was supposed to go like a single 12ghz+ thread (when running AMD hyper-coring compatiable code) / or a single 120Mhz thread (when running on intel hardware obviously)
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Anonymous2016-07-13 1:30
>>34 You have no fucking clue what you're talking about, or how anything works. Shove an icepick through your brain.