Moron at workplace

As most big programming teams, we have our own idiot weirdo who just doesn't manage to get fired no matter how hard he fucks up. but that's not enough for our moron. this little shit has to annoy the entire team everyday by telling us how great some crap no one cares about really is, and how we should all use it. This time, the crap he is annoying us with since the start of this month is lisp. The misfit on our team read a bit of lisp tutorials on the internet, and thinks we should switch to it. To my surprise, the management instead of ignoring this pest, actually got fascinated by the promises of "artificial intelligence for the web", they think lisp will tell out customers what they want to buy, so they started looking into this and asked me to write a report on the viability of using lisp for our application to deliver "intelligent content" (I had some lisp experience). So now, instead of doing actual work with real world programming languages, because of this piece of shit, I have to waste my time writing about lisp.

So to all lisp preachers in here I have to say: before delivering sermons about lisp, learn the fucking subject. Before you say that lisp is useful and easy, try actually using it in real world! just look at the lisp programmers with more than 20 years of experience who argue about what two little lines of code are supposed to do, what fucking variables get bound, unbound, rebound, and what doesn't. Even guy steele realized how shitty lisp is, so he had to create a new language, scheme (also a big pile of shit).

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this would have been me if i had a job about 8 eyars ago