List of failed C replacements

1.Rust
2.D
3.C++
4.C#
5.Java
Its 2016, why C is still so popular and used in mainstream project?

The reason all of these meme languages fail is because they try to force you into the cuck shed of "safe" programming. But it's all a big lie as you are still able to write shitty terrible software, with bloat, memory leaks and unhandled exceptions leaving data in inconsistent state.

Enough with the cuckoldery. The future comes in four parts:

- Updated version of C. Think C with lambdas (based off of Obj-C Blocks), task-oriented threading library, OpenCL vector/simd and half-float types and a few other minor additions. These are considered for the next version of C to be standardized in 2020 or 2021, if you look at the ISO JTC1/SC22/WG14 website.
- Static code analyzers, validation checkers and proofers separate from the core language that ensure all of the shit that "safe" programming languages claim, without you being stuck out in the cuck shed.
- DSLs with Scheme/Lisp-like syntax for higher-level or special-purpose programming. S-expressions for human readable structured data.
- Machine Learning. Simpler programs that discover the optimal solutions to more complex programming problems are able to scale way beyond what a human mind is capable of handling in a single lifetime.