It has been four freaking years and /prog/ has still not told me why breasts are supposed to be attractive. At this point I'm starting to believe that they simply aren't attractive, as I can think of no other reason as to why this mass hysteria over breasts cannot be explained rationally in such a long period of time. As such, I shall once again put an end to this farce and boldly declare my love of delicious flat chests, as it seems that none of you cowards are willing to be the first to do so.