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Name: Anonymous 2016-08-12 0:42

if e does not equal nil
log dot fatal e

if e does not equal nil
log dot fatal e

if e does not equal nil
log dot fatal e

if e does not equal nil
log dot fatal e

if e does not equal nil
log dot fatal e

if e does not equal nil
log dot fatal e

if e does not equal nil
log dot fatal e

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-12 7:22

literally worse than Algol

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-12 7:40

We need a Rust poem for comparison

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-12 11:26

ZERO COST ABSTRACTION
MEMORY SAFE
DONT CALL US "GUYS" THERE MIGHT BE GIRLS IN HERE TOO
DONT CALL US RUSTAFARIANS THAT MIGHT BE RACIST
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IM INCAPABLE OF IMPLEMENTING A DOUBLE LINKED LIST WITHOUT BYPASSING THE COMPILERS SAFETY CHECKS

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-12 12:47

Shift to the left!
Shift to the right!
Push down, pop up, byte byte byte!

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-12 14:55

it's usually more like this:

if e does not equal nil
return nil, e

(log.fatal is usually only called in one single place)

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-12 20:26

>>6
I'm gay

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-13 1:52

>>7
fag

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-13 3:42

>>7
Hahaha you prefer sexual activities involving other persons of the same sex as yourself!

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-15 16:01

>>3
if e.unwrap().unwrap().unwrap().unwrap().unwrap().unwrap().unwrap().unwrap().unwrap().unwrap().unwrap()

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-15 16:40

e.unwrap(dubs)

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-16 21:07

what programming language is this?

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-17 4:58

>>10
What if we made all of these unwrap() calls implicit?

Then Rust could just throw a NullPointerException.

Name: Anonymous 2016-08-17 16:34

>>13
Maybe the exception could be ``checked'' like >>11's dubs so the program won't compile unless you catch it.

golang poem

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