Hi, I'm a journalist for Buzzfeed

We're doing an investigative piece on textboard culture, and I was told this would be the right place to get some interviews with some of the leading figures in the movement.

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Textboards aren't a culture or a movement.

Those who post regularly on textboards are a part of a completely distinct race... no, a whole other species. One must be born into it.

The soul of a /prog/rider is superior to that of a non-/prog/rider. To be a /prog/rider is to be chosen by HaShem, bound be an eternal covenant.