C STANDARD COMMITTEE'S A PARASITE

DA 1 TRUE C FLOWED FROM DEANIS RICKY'S HAND

PARASITISM BEGAN WITH C89. DEM HYENAS TOOK DA NAME N IDENTITY OF HIS LANGUAGE N DUMPED ALL DER CRAP INTO IT.

DEN DEY TOOK IT A STEP FURTHER IN C99.

IN C11 DEY HAD DA NERVE TO DUMP A WHOLE THRED LIBRARY N DER GOOTCHY _s FUNCTIONS IN IT.

NOW DEEZ FAT CATS ARE PLANNIN' TO TAKE IT ONE STEP FURTHER: http://www.open-std.org/jtc1/sc22/wg14/www/docs/PrePittsburgh2016.htm

FOR DA BALANCE OF COMPATIBILITY, K&R2 IS ABOUT AS CLOSE TO C AS U GET DEEZ DAYS FOR A TRUE C. JUST DISCARD ALL DA STDLIB CRAP LIKE wchar_t, ISO MACROS, N OTHER UNNECESSARY JUNK DAT AINT COVERED IN K&R2. WE GOTTA UPHOLD DIS AS DA TRUE C.

FUCK ALL DIS NEW SHIT DEY'RE DOIN IN DA NAME OF C. C99, C11, C2X? DAT AIN'T C. DAT'S A DAM JOKE. DAMJOKE99, DAMJOKE11, N DAMJOKE2X. DAMJOKE89 IF U LIKE.

NOW GET DA FUK OUTTA MY THRED, YA FUCKIN THRED BOI RETOIDS.

HOW MANY PPL ON DA STANDARD COMMITTEE WERE @ BELL LABS AT DA TIME

I DONT SEE KEN THOMPSON, KEN THOMPSON, KEN THOMPSON

I DONT SEE BRIAN KERNYAN

I DONT SEE DOUG MCILLROY

I DONT SEE ROB PIKE

N I SURE AS FUK DONT SEE DEANIS RICKY (RIP)

ALL U GOT IS CORPORATE BOIS AND MICROSOFT, HERB SCHILDT, N OTHER DIRTY CRITTERS. U PROBABLY GOT A FEW JACKASSES LIKE FRIGN FROM SUCKLESS ON DER TOO, WHO WUDNT KNO DA UNIX SPIRIT IF IT BIT EM IN DA KEISTER.

DEYRE TAKIN DA NAME OF C, DEYRE BUTCHERING IT, N IT'S ABOUT DAM TIME DAT WE TAKE IT BACK!