Name: L. A. Calculus !jYCj6s4P.g 2016-10-07 7:39
DA 1 TRUE C FLOWED FROM DEANIS RICKY'S HAND
PARASITISM BEGAN WITH C89. DEM HYENAS TOOK DA NAME N IDENTITY OF HIS LANGUAGE N DUMPED ALL DER CRAP INTO IT.
DEN DEY TOOK IT A STEP FURTHER IN C99.
IN C11 DEY HAD DA NERVE TO DUMP A WHOLE THRED LIBRARY N DER GOOTCHY _s FUNCTIONS IN IT.
NOW DEEZ FAT CATS ARE PLANNIN' TO TAKE IT ONE STEP FURTHER: http://www.open-std.org/jtc1/sc22/wg14/www/docs/PrePittsburgh2016.htm
FOR DA BALANCE OF COMPATIBILITY, K&R2 IS ABOUT AS CLOSE TO C AS U GET DEEZ DAYS FOR A TRUE C. JUST DISCARD ALL DA STDLIB CRAP LIKE wchar_t, ISO MACROS, N OTHER UNNECESSARY JUNK DAT AINT COVERED IN K&R2. WE GOTTA UPHOLD DIS AS DA TRUE C.
FUCK ALL DIS NEW SHIT DEY'RE DOIN IN DA NAME OF C. C99, C11, C2X? DAT AIN'T C. DAT'S A DAM JOKE. DAMJOKE99, DAMJOKE11, N DAMJOKE2X. DAMJOKE89 IF U LIKE.
NOW GET DA FUK OUTTA MY THRED, YA FUCKIN THRED BOI RETOIDS.
PARASITISM BEGAN WITH C89. DEM HYENAS TOOK DA NAME N IDENTITY OF HIS LANGUAGE N DUMPED ALL DER CRAP INTO IT.
DEN DEY TOOK IT A STEP FURTHER IN C99.
IN C11 DEY HAD DA NERVE TO DUMP A WHOLE THRED LIBRARY N DER GOOTCHY _s FUNCTIONS IN IT.
NOW DEEZ FAT CATS ARE PLANNIN' TO TAKE IT ONE STEP FURTHER: http://www.open-std.org/jtc1/sc22/wg14/www/docs/PrePittsburgh2016.htm
FOR DA BALANCE OF COMPATIBILITY, K&R2 IS ABOUT AS CLOSE TO C AS U GET DEEZ DAYS FOR A TRUE C. JUST DISCARD ALL DA STDLIB CRAP LIKE wchar_t, ISO MACROS, N OTHER UNNECESSARY JUNK DAT AINT COVERED IN K&R2. WE GOTTA UPHOLD DIS AS DA TRUE C.
FUCK ALL DIS NEW SHIT DEY'RE DOIN IN DA NAME OF C. C99, C11, C2X? DAT AIN'T C. DAT'S A DAM JOKE. DAMJOKE99, DAMJOKE11, N DAMJOKE2X. DAMJOKE89 IF U LIKE.
NOW GET DA FUK OUTTA MY THRED, YA FUCKIN THRED BOI RETOIDS.