C STANDARD COMMITTEE'S A PARASITE

DA 1 TRUE C FLOWED FROM DEANIS RICKY'S HAND

PARASITISM BEGAN WITH C89. DEM HYENAS TOOK DA NAME N IDENTITY OF HIS LANGUAGE N DUMPED ALL DER CRAP INTO IT.

DEN DEY TOOK IT A STEP FURTHER IN C99.

IN C11 DEY HAD DA NERVE TO DUMP A WHOLE THRED LIBRARY N DER GOOTCHY _s FUNCTIONS IN IT.

NOW DEEZ FAT CATS ARE PLANNIN' TO TAKE IT ONE STEP FURTHER: http://www.open-std.org/jtc1/sc22/wg14/www/docs/PrePittsburgh2016.htm

FOR DA BALANCE OF COMPATIBILITY, K&R2 IS ABOUT AS CLOSE TO C AS U GET DEEZ DAYS FOR A TRUE C. JUST DISCARD ALL DA STDLIB CRAP LIKE wchar_t, ISO MACROS, N OTHER UNNECESSARY JUNK DAT AINT COVERED IN K&R2. WE GOTTA UPHOLD DIS AS DA TRUE C.

FUCK ALL DIS NEW SHIT DEY'RE DOIN IN DA NAME OF C. C99, C11, C2X? DAT AIN'T C. DAT'S A DAM JOKE. DAMJOKE99, DAMJOKE11, N DAMJOKE2X. DAMJOKE89 IF U LIKE.

NOW GET DA FUK OUTTA MY THRED, YA FUCKIN THRED BOI RETOIDS.

AMD64 basically IS a RISC processor, with an x86-to-RISC JIT transsembler implemented in hardware. I don't think the registers even map to physical registers on the CPU anymore, they're just basically named global variables now. Granted, IBM's been doing the same thing for decades, but still, it means you can't actually do ``low level programming" even in pure machine code.