An actual TrollCPU

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NCR_315

The instructions could use a memory slab as either two 6-bit alphanumeric characters or as three 4-bit BCD characters
The addressable unit of memory on the NCR 315 series is a "slab", short for "syllable", consisting of 12 data bits and a parity bit
A slab may contain three digits (with at sign, comma, space, ampersand, point, and minus treated as digits) or two alphabetic characters of six bits each.
A slab may contain a decimal value from -99 to +999.
A numeric value contains up to eight slabs. If the value is negative then the minus sign is the leftmost digit of this row.
There are instructions to transform digits to or from alphanumeric characters.

Lots of retards on the thread do far. You dopes clamoring for decimal hardware should go get an early copy of TAoCP, with the MIX machine instead of the MMIX, and see what a complete pain in the ass it is to try to do anything in a way that will actually take advantage of decimal types while still not horribly breaking in binary modes.

>>7
That's clearly Swift.