Who the fuck hires a guy with a lisp to read the weather?

I'm flipping channels on the boob tube and spot the guy with the frontal map on the Fox affiliate here in Detroit, so I figure it's a good time to check out what weather will be for my next couple days off. Fucking cold is best they can tell me.

But I stuck around to listen to details, and this guy's got a lisp like crazy! He sounds like a retard! What the fuck??

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sure buddy, everyone who ticks 'don't bump' checkbox is one person. personally, I'm saging this particular thread because I'm shitposting and I usually don't bump threads to the top of the board when I write dumb shit - thus, polite sage. this doesn't harm the thread in any way because sage is not a downvote (the thread stays when it used to be, newfriend) - although sometimes I sage stupid threads to tell the OP that he's an idiot without exposing everyone else to OP's idiocy.