haskell brain damage cancer invades scheme*

http://blog.racket-lang.org/2007/11/getting-rid-of-set-car-and-set-cdr.html

(* depr derp we're not "scheme" anymore... i know)

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The lame attempt of JavaScript to implement the so called "higher-order functions" as it is imagined by believers in so called "higher-order functions" proves that 1) so called "higher-order functions" never existed in other languages and 2) if implemented as it is imagined to exist, it is a total failure.