Can Jesus heat a burrito so hot even he couldn't eat it?

Assuming Jesus is omnipotent, we have a contradiction that "proves" omnipotence is impossible but is obviously bullshit.

How is this different from the standard proof against the halting problem?

>>4
Those paradoxes only exist from a mammalian perspective. When you can bend time and space, structures like this^[1] become reasonable, and all logical paradoxes similarly become natural.

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