Programmer's Music Mix for Dark Minds

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Enterprise IntelliJ Java Beans and Node.js ES6 Enterprise frameworks
Pajeet just won't stop talking about his shitting street
Need something to cut out the noise
Can count on Programmer's Music Mix for Dark Minds every time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dkqVj7heiA

>>8-25
This is all fine and dandy but it doesn't change the fact Javashit is imperative and mutable through and through, and most people writing in it are imperative cucks.

>>30
Nah man everyone's using Facebook's immutable.js now.. functional programming, non-mutable data structures, etc are quite trendy among JS elitists these days. So >>30... how does it feel to be a hipster??