I need to hack a female's brain

How do I even get started? I'm new to this.

Use the female kryptonite: GHB, quaaludes, Rohypnol <-- think of this as a try { ... } block

then some sulfuric acid and hydrogen peroxide solution (Caro's acid) to dissolve the body when you're done with it <- think of this as a finally { ... } block

happy fun times await you :^)