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What's the best programming joke you know?

Name: Anonymous 2017-01-27 12:51

Ruby

Name: Anonymous 2017-01-27 16:41

My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2017-01-27 18:00

My other car is a segmentation fault

Name: Anonymous 2017-01-27 19:50

Javascript being used by anyone..

Name: Anonymous 2017-01-27 21:16

>>4 is a butthurt salty GNU sheep, bitter that there are people out there writing things in language that is actually used by anyone other than the secret lunix virgin club.

Name: Anonymous 2017-01-27 21:29

>>5

sheep

wildebeest, faggot!

Name: Anonymous 2017-01-27 23:20

>>5
You do know that C is the only real programming language, right? Javascript is just a subset of C.

Name: Anonymous 2017-01-28 19:25

Why did the Pythonista cross the road?

To get to the fully erect, oiled, vinyl bodysuit clad Guido on the other side °ω°

Name: Anonymous 2017-01-28 19:58

>>8
* Pythonist

Name: Anonymous 2017-01-28 23:40

>>1
Haskell is funnier.

Name: Anonymous 2017-01-29 4:41

>>9
I like Pythonista better

Name: Anonymous 2017-01-29 8:31

how about FIOCer?

Name: Anonymous 2017-01-29 10:21

Forced Indentation of Coder? In what silly world does it make sense?

Name: Anonymous 2017-01-29 11:00

>>13
you got the operator precedence wrong. it's not FIO(Cer), it's (FIOC)er. it's not the coder who gets forcefully indented, it's the one who write forcefully indented code

Name: Anonymous 2017-01-29 12:19

Guidofag.

Name: Anonymous 2017-01-29 13:37

But if you're choosing to write python, is is the IOC really F?

If you had a choice in whether or not to use python then it should be VIOC.

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What's the best programming joke you know?

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