None of the other three members of my team showed up to work today, so I just fucked around and the CRM didn't get built. Instead, I ordered some ketamine off the internet with rush shipping. Anyone want to spend the weekend getting fucked up on neede drugs with me and then not showing up on Monday because we overdosed on medical grade anaesthetic? We can even have sex, but I have to be the bottom and you have to tell me what a cutie I am and how sweet I look in my dress (I'm a guy, btw). Free drugs for you too!
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Anonymous2017-02-03 20:09
We can meet up to fuck and do drugs, but if you are going to pretend to be a girl and get fucked, you have to get rough with me. Call me a disgusting degenerate freak, scream about how much you hate me, and tell me in detail about how you are going to eat me and then kill me. Don't be afraid to draw blood. At the end of the night, when we are both thoroughly trashed and while my stiff cock is still in you, I want you to cut off my head, fuck it through the throat hole until you get both a prostate and penile orgasm at the same time. Afterwards I'll smoke a cigarette and leave without speaking to you and we never have to see each other again.