Why do you use git in 2017?

fuck i cannot do this i was supposed to shitpoast but its 1027 i am alone and drunk and i am spending my friday evening on posting shit for 4 other autistic cucks

>>1
I've been in your position before. I try not to drink anymore, because every time I end up in the same place, alone, shitposting and crying myself to sleep.

Github is shit, but what's the alternative to git. Mercurial is also shit. Bazaar is trash from the third world.