Untapped dubs on this board

Sitting on a goldmine!

"use strict";

let fs = require("fs");

let file = fs.readFileSync("progrider.txt", "utf8").toString().split("\r\n");

let output = "";

for(let i = 0, n = file.length; i < n; i++)
{
try {
let pieces = file[i].split("\t");

let title = pieces[1];
let nextPost = (Number(pieces[2]) + 1).toString();

if(nextPost.length > 1 && nextPost.substring(nextPost.length - 1, nextPost.length) == nextPost.substring(nextPost.length - 2, nextPost.length - 1))
{
output += "TITLE: "+ title +" NEXT POST: "+ nextPost +"\r\n";
}
}
catch(e) { }
}

fs.writeFileSync("output.txt", output, "utf8");

TITLE: 2ch english if you will NEXT POST: 11
TITLE: C/C++ vs Good Language NEXT POST: 55
TITLE: Who needs functional programming... NEXT POST: 11
TITLE: Diversity on /prog/ NEXT POST: 33
TITLE: Elegance of Haskell NEXT POST: 22
TITLE: Haskell can't prove shit NEXT POST: 22

Here's your dilemma. If you use these dubs now, you will have used this shitty JS to acquire them.

>>8
This is called supply and demand. Demands comes because the autism levels are off the charts and supply is only 10% of posts;
Natural Scarcity powers the cutthroat Dubs Industry, there is nothing sacred and ancient pristine threads are routinely harvested for the last dubs.
Due to capitalism, rich bot owners steal the best threads and deprive the dub-proles from getting any with their limited manual labor. Its a tragic tale of automation gone wrong, but there is an idea to create Basic Dubs Income to help the autismal hordes from collapsing into chaos and rioting against the sharks of Big Dubs. Alternatively we could form anarcho-dubsist communes sharing the best dubs-gathering spots.
Seize the Threads of Production, Shitposters of the world.