Nothing works with BSD

Why did I do this to myself? This is worse than the worst buyer's remorse I've ever had. What do I switch to so that things actually work?

>>6
I tried out BSD because I wanted something new and I've already tried a few linux variants.

>>12
I installed OpenBSD because the community really oversold it (amazing man pages, fully customizable desktop shit, etc.)

I can't go back to windows what with W10 being so horrible so I guess I'll give Ubuntu Studio a shot. Any chance you have a couple other desktop oriented *nix variants I can take a look at to make a decision?