C-loudbleed, a C pointer arithmetic bug in Cloudflare

https://blog.cloudflare.com/incident-report-on-memory-leak-caused-by-cloudflare-parser-bug/

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RUST IS THE TEH SAME TERROR AS C FOR EXPERIENCD PEOPLE. THERE ARE NO EXPERT COMPUTER DOCTORS WORKIN ON RUST BECAUSE THEY KNOW IT IS UNSAFE TERROR FOR COMPUTER SCIENCE!!!! INSTED THEY GET THIS PPL:

https://github.com/rust-lang/rust/commit/b748c2e90d87985fbff1d99e17d94a10cf2b3f21

THEY DONT CARE ABOUT COMPUTER SCIENCE AND SAFE PROGRAMIN THEY CARE ABOUT PRONOUNS!!! SWITCH TO HASKLL