Shape-shifting swindles

Certain people always present the same swindle over and over again as a ``solution'' to many different problems. When other people solve the problem in a better way, they keep the same solution and change the problem.

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But there are a lot of languages that compile to Javascript
Lisp, Scheme, Ruby, Python, Erlang, Perl, Java, Haskell, C, C++, C#, Pascal, Go, PHP