Which touhou would you program with?

Discuss.

If most programmers are "mental midgets":
why would you shill Haskell everywhere and stuff monads,endofunctors and homomorphisms
It would make more sense to appeal with simpler abstractions like in >>39
map/filter/reduce than stuff category theory into everyone brain.
"mental midgets" btw built up the software stack haskell runs on:
the haskell runtime, compiler, OS, libc. From the academic ivory tower
their work is beneath juddling lambdas on the stacks
and far below monad tranforming wizards they deem themselves as. I