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Name: Anonymous 2017-06-28 6:16

Discuss.

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-07 15:13

>>79
what about in 64 bit systems?

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-07 15:16

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-07 15:21

Don't worry
val read_i32 : input -> int

Read a signed 32-bit integer. Raise Overflow if the read integer cannot be represented as a Caml 31-bit integer.
http://ocaml-lib.sourceforge.net/doc/IO.html

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-07 15:42

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-07 20:09

>>79
1 bit reserved for garbage collection.
Wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-08 4:01

>>85
If ints were managed manually, why would you need "tagbits"?

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-08 5:30

To be fair, if you need integers bigger than 500 million, you should probably just be using bignums anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-08 5:37

>>87
How you manage inputs, arrays and vars which may or may not exceed 500M
Are they all have to trigger >>83 exception when they reach above 500M?

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-08 5:40

>be 30-bit Emacs Lisp integer
>some asshole function adds a number to me
>exceed 500M limit
>exception triggered, lights everywhere
>panic, something reaches into my value domain
>tfw forcibly converted to BigNum
>actually feels comfy

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-08 9:08

>>89
Who are you quoting?

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-08 12:04

>>90
Those aren't quotes.

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-08 20:39

>>89
Even for imagereddit standards this post is bad.

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-09 10:09

>>90-92
Don't substract me, b-bakas.

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-12 15:46

>>88
cast them to string

Name: Cudder !cXCudderUE 2017-07-13 10:57

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-13 11:43

:-)

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-13 11:52

Madoka

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-13 12:06

Tewi.

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-13 12:15

>>100
Nice dubs bro

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-13 12:33

>>99
thanks, yours are nice too

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-19 21:04

>>77
Java's brain-damaged crap ``OOP'' is why so many people think OOP is a problem.
False. Otherwise it wouldn't be a language to teach introductory programming.

Eiffel teaches OOP concepts well
Eiffel is also a dead language. There's virtually no useful software written in it, and its own compiler costs $500+.
I've never used it, however. So I don't know how ``well'' it teaches those concepts.

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 0:45

>>101
Eiffel is for writing real-world programs, but also happens to be the best language for teaching OOP.

Java is not good for teaching introductory programming or OOP. Can you explain why 0123 isn't the number 123 or why int and Integer are different? Java is good for causing confusion and turning students into brain-damaged zombies.

These students think they are stupid because their professors are teaching Java and all of these big companies are using Java, so the students must be the problem and they're ``bad programmers'', but they are fine and Java is the problem. Recognizing these problems is a sign that your brain is still functional.

https://stackoverflow.com/questions/565634/integer-with-leading-zeroes
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/7218760/why-is-08-not-a-valid-integer-literal-in-java
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/33053865/error-while-inserting-09-in-array-list-using-add
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/970039/09-is-not-recognized-where-as-9-is-recognized
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/21410770/how-to-store-09-in-integer
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/23211146/java-using-08-and-09-in-an-array
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/23534851/difference-between-08-and-8-in-for-int-variable-in-java
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/44987545/why-is-009-out-of-range
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/14567033/why-cant-a-long-start-with-zero
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/40212217/whats-difference-between-this-two-biginteger-valueof10000-and-biginteger-valu

https://stackoverflow.com/questions/35540278/why-the-object-wrapper-for-an-int-is-integer-and-not-int
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/8660691/what-is-the-difference-between-integer-and-int-in-java
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/564/what-is-the-difference-between-an-int-and-an-integer-in-java-and-c
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/34087588/what-is-the-use-of-creating-an-integer-object-in-java
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/25793216/what-is-character-and-is-there-a-difference-from-char-java
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/27232050/what-is-the-difference-between-int-and-integer
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/18845289/int-and-integer-arrays-what-is-the-difference
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/34205885/why-for-declaring-an-integer-or-double-long-etc-int-is-not-capitalized
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/18333648/primitive-vs-object-type-in-java
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/5199359/why-do-people-still-use-primitive-types-in-java
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/3257967/primitives-types-in-java

All of these answers are wrong. There's only one correct answer: Java is brain-damaged crap.

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 1:03

>>102
Can you explain why 0123 isn't the number 123
Because 0 is an octal literal, just like in every other C-based language.

why int and Integer are different?
Because the latter is a class and contains the int related methods.

This sounds like nitpicking.

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 1:41

>>103
There are more than 10 questions on Stack Overflow about each of them. It's not nitpicking.

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 1:49

>>104
Yeah, and there are 1,000 question on Stack Overflow about how to do "Hello, world" in Java, while there are around 5 about how to do the same thing Lisp.

Totally doesn't have anything to do with the number of programmers for each language.

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 1:55

>>102
Eiffel is for writing real-world programs
haha are you serious? That may have been true when it first came out, but as soon as other OOP languages popped up, Eiffel died and now barely in use.

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 1:57

>>105
Also the fact that Java is full of copypaste mental-midgets/artists.

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 2:26

>>105
These questions shouldn't exist at all. Why would 08 be a syntax error? Why would 0123 not be equal to 123? They are not stupid questions, Java is a stupid language.

>>106
Eiffel is a superior OOP language. Multiple inheritance in C++ is so bad that people think multiple inheritance is bad. OOP in Java is so bad that people think OOP is bad. How about something good for a change?

https://archive.eiffel.com/doc/manuals/technology/bmarticles/joop/multiple.html
https://www.eiffel.com/values/multiple-inheritance/

>>107
These particular questions are about Java flaws that confuse people, not about copypasting. Copypasting is because nobody understands what the stupid public static void main crap means.

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 4:09

and its own compiler costs $500+

Pretty sure that the GNU one is free.

Proper OOP is currying anyway, just use Scheme to teach OOP.

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 6:12

>>109
>just use Scheme to teach OOP.
Common Lisp is better suited to this task.

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 6:16

use Scheme to teach trips

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 6:20

>>111
Trips to what?

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 6:21

>>112
to you're moms anus

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 6:22

>>113
And how Scheme can help with this?

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 6:33

>>114
hygienic macros will prevent STDs

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 6:44

>>115
I'm not sure about that. Scheme and LISP users often brag about hygiene but suffer from increased rates of AIDS and HIV.

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 6:50

>>116
but that's from gay sex, not from you're mom. that's a big difference!

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 6:55

>>117
Its still gay sex in the anus, even if you pretend that some aging drag queen you picked up is your mom.

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 7:33

>>118
but I'm talking about you're mom, not I'm mom

Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 7:44

>>119
You must not covet your neighbor’s wife, male or female servant, ox or donkey, or anything else that belongs to your neighbor.

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