If $language was an anime

C would be Galaxy Express 999. Classic, classy, and ages like fine wine.
Haskell would be Saber Marionette J. Pretty ugly and kind of niche.
C++ would be Naruto. Worthless and overrated by idiots.
Ruby would be Hyouka. Pretty but lacking in substance.

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Gundam ZZ. It's not anime and html isn't a programming language.