I need a quick rundown on Nikita

How did he enter Ukraine? Is he a political refugee because of that poor hamster he burnt alive?

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Seek help

Exactly! I'm seeking help with political asylum, so Russians won't be able to get me, while I still be able to insult Russia from the safety of Internet in other country.

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I'm not being persecuted for beheading chicken, although they indeed charged me with burning flag, after search of phone revealed that flag burning video. They don't really care about the chicken or the hamster I killed, because these ain't that serious crimes as Russian flag burning or calling to kill Russians in an Internet post (that is 5 years in jail).