[Java] Any guys that like to be treated like a sex toy?

Hi /prog/
I'm a senior Java programmer and I can program a lot of stuff with Java and Eclipse and shit. So, I was wondering: are there guys out there who play the 'active' role, but like the woman to take control fully? Like decide on what positions, speed, etc? I get bored when the other person tries to control everything.

I've hardly been able to find such a guy. The one time I did, I rode him for about 2 minutes before he blew, and that was the end of that.

What programming language is this?