I'm a 29 year old gay male, and i was masturbating with my hamster one day. Basically, while this was happening, Pinkie quickly crawled up inside my anus. As he started to enter, i enjoyed it. But then I climaxed, causing him to go in further. After that, I started to get a bit worried. I tried to reach my hand up there and pull him out, but it didn't work. I even tried pooping him out, he still hasn't come out. It's been three hours now, and I'm getting very worried. It seems as if he is making himself at home. I can feel scratching. My anus is starting to leak small amounts of blood. I don't want to go to the doctors because it is embarrassing and I am only 29, so I can't go alone. Please give me suggestions on how to get him out. I don't want him to die up there.
((THIS IS NO JOKE! PLEASE DON'T LAUGH AT ME. I NEED HELP.))