Name: Anonymous 2017-10-28 22:32
my girl has a wierd problem, she farts crazy after funny food like brocolli, grapes, cheese, dry fruits, etc.
normally, i dont care since she runs to the other corner of the room with a big grin
however, there are times wen she's sitting on my lap ... and she lets loose :confused: i can actually feel the warm air hitting my thigh. she refuses to get up and claims that she didn't know that there was one coming ... and it smells like something died in hell :p
any solutions other than a butt plug with an air-freshner filter ... and no, i'm not dumping her - the sex is great
normally, i dont care since she runs to the other corner of the room with a big grin
however, there are times wen she's sitting on my lap ... and she lets loose :confused: i can actually feel the warm air hitting my thigh. she refuses to get up and claims that she didn't know that there was one coming ... and it smells like something died in hell :p
any solutions other than a butt plug with an air-freshner filter ... and no, i'm not dumping her - the sex is great