Hey, Russian Friends!

Feel the difference! American schizo, Terry Davis, created 64bit OS and whole toolchain to develop it, including innovative C compiler.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TempleOS

meanwhile, Russian schizo ate 30 people:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/cannibal-couple-eat-30-people-russia-dmitry-baksheev-natalia-military-aviation-academy-krasnodar-a7967216.html

Once upon a time in Russia there was a homophobic guy, named Zhenya Govnin by his communist parents. So big was his fear of gays, violating his ass, that Zhenya made a crude wooden buttplug, together with sharp splinters. Despite his anus being too tight, he managed to insert the buttplug, which he wore since then, removing it only during defecation. Soon the Russian guy even started to get pleasure from inserting the object up his anus. Yet due to constant plug's presence, homophobe's anus lost its tightness, requiring bigger and bigger buttplugs...