The FP goblin

We all know that one person. He will claim that functional programming is the answer to any problem. When tried to be convinced that he is wrong, he will screech. He will most often push towards using an obsolete toy language like lisp or haskell.

Smart FP programmers sneak FP in through the back door.

https://www.manning.com/books/functional-programming-in-cplusplus

Next year, I'm going to convince our CTO to have us redo one of our systems using FRP style architecture from Elm, but in C++17.