this is why you should shave every day

beards are full of shit

http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/03/some-beards-are-so-full-of-poo-they-are-as-dirty-as-toilets-5178828/

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/beards-contain-more-poo-toilet-5631899

>>15
You're probably a nigger and as such you can't stand a press that is aware of the nastiness of your kind.
Also, this is /prog/, don't expect computer science to be what you thougt it was.