Is Haskell one of the worst languages ever made?

No, really. Not only is it hard to learn, but it has no real value in production environments because of its speed
Only time I ever hear of it, is when some jerkwad writes very abstract unreadable code to solve a non-problem in one line of code

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some jerkwad writes very abstract unreadable code to solve a non-problem in one line of code

That's exactly where haskal excels.