how will Xerox ever recover?

yet another vulnerability caused by mental midgets who were taught to program in BCPL! this could have been avoided if we wrote everything in Rust

http://www.righto.com/2018/01/xerox-alto-zero-day-cracking-disk.html

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not really, I was obviously being sarcastic. actually I'm parodying that one guy who used to spam this board blaming 'C mental midgets' on every vulnerability ever, as well as typefags who think that type systems 'solve' security.