Cancerous web 2.0 shit

In this thread, I will collect a list of absolutely cancerous webdev shit I stumble into as I build this website. I encourage you to join in.
I've just about had it with these design hipsters. At last, I now finally understand Reiser.

http://handlebarsjs.com/
http://www.flatuicolorpicker.com

https://www.npmjs.com/package/left-pad

70,651 downloads in the last day

They still haven't learned.

Infinite scrollan was a mistake.