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if programming languages were races

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-01 16:41

C - white man
Haskell - Jew
Visual Basic - Nigger

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-01 17:01

Lisp - yellow

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-01 17:07

C - white man
Keep your fetish to yourself, OP. Not all white men are cuckolds!

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-01 17:12

>>3
C is the most powerful language and white the most powerful race.

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-01 17:48

>>4
C programmers feel powerful by spreading C bugs like AIDS bugchasers feel powerful by being infected and infecting others with HIV.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugchasing
Bugchasers indicate various reasons for this activity. Some bugchasers engage in the activity for the excitement and intimacy inherent in pursuing such a dangerous activity, but do not implicitly desire to contract HIV.[1][2] Some researchers suggest that the behavior may stem from a "resistance to dominant heterosexual norms and mores" due to a defensive response by gay men to repudiate stigmatization and rejection by society.[2]
Some people consider bugchasing "intensely erotic" and the act of being infected through the "fuck of death" as the "ultimate taboo, the most extreme sex act left."[3] People who are HIV negative and in a relationship with someone who is HIV-positive may seek infection as a way to remain in the relationship, particularly when the HIV-positive partner may wish to break up to avoid infecting the HIV negative partner.[citation needed]
I don't know what kind of white men you've been hanging around with if you think this is normal behavior.

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-01 17:54

>>5
It's like saying that computer are unsafe. C is the natural language of computers. Everything is made of C, the OS and the other languages.
It will stay like that for centuries, all attempts to change this are futile.

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-01 18:01

>>6
If we got rid of smallpox, we can get rid of C. C will be completely eradicated in my lifetime.

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-01 18:03

>>7
But you're gonna die in a few weeks
how can you be so sure?

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-01 18:12

>>8
C is a disease and cures will always be found.

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-01 18:25

>>7,9
But you can't replace it. Everything is slower.

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-01 18:33

>>10
That's what liars tell you but it's not the truth. People who know the truth do not like C.

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-01 18:49

>>11
Everything
is
slower

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-01 19:01

>>10
Have you tried hard enough?

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-01 19:02

Check these dubs

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-01 19:06

>>12
You never tested it. AIDS bugchasers don't want a cure for AIDS. C bugchasers don't want a cure for C.

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-01 20:58

>>15
show me something that is faster than C.
oh well, you can't because it's theoretically impossible to be faster than C
C is the language of computers, other (slower) languages are made in C

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-01 21:09

>>16
Assembly

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-01 22:31

>>17
that's just machine code

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-02 0:08

>>16
bollocks Fortran is faster

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-02 0:23

C is a simple high level language not bogged down with endless towering layers of abstraction and crud, useful for writing user programs for all manner of tasks and for writing kernel code.
it has flaws and should be replaced, but most other languages are worse, especially some of the ones that suppose to be better than and replace it.
It is however a mistake to think of C as "what computers think in" and think that its basically assembly(implying by that that assembly doesnt count because its somehow impossible, or something). or that its impossible for anything to be as fast as or faster than it.
if those things were the case, OP wouldnt have made this thread, but obvio usly it wasnt made specifically and expressly for fiddling with bits.
If you find C cumbersome and confusing to work with, its likely that either the environment in which you're using it is bad, what you want to do is bad and poorly thought out, or your practices are bad. There are all sorts of ways one finds themselves with endlesss frustrating chores to do and details to keep track of, but thats not how its supposed to be.

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-02 0:24

>>20
This comment was supposed to get sent to the "low level languages" thread, my bad ;)

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-02 1:54

If you find AIDS cumbersome and confusing to work with, its likely that either the environment in which you're using it is bad, what you want to do is bad and poorly thought out, or your practices are bad. There are all sorts of ways one finds themselves with endlesss frustrating chores to do and details to keep track of, but thats not how its supposed to be.

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-02 19:32

>>1
shame on you for saying all white men are gay

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-02 22:51

>>23
C is not gay
garbage collected slow as fuck script languages are

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-02 22:59

>>24
niggers run really fast without knowing what they're doing, much like C

white men plan ahead and throw out their garbage. even if it makes them slightly slower, they get more actual work done in the end.

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