Typical project memes

>we need to have a file for every little block of code
>..and a separate makefile per directory
>plus a dozen of config files and crap that get written in .gitignore
>pull dependencies straight from github
>author creates issues as to-do list
>Last updated 3 years ago, but 120 pull requests not answered
>400 forks with minor differences because programmers are naturally autistic and can't stand others code

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Overdesigned, native code pulling dependencies from Shithub is typical? Do you only look at crap used by no one?

My typical native project is has source files with line counts that make a fresh grad blush (headers are a pain and LTO is hard, let's just put it all in one file!) and bundles source for all its dependencies (integrating version control is painful, just untar the upstream source, commit and forget it for years!). Oh, and it's part of a product that makes money and has no automated tests so don't you dare refactor it.