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Name: 🐫 2018-02-12 4:49

I'm writing a new textboard that will revolutionize all textboards!

It is being written in the revolutionary programming language called Perl

This is what i have so far:


#!/usr/bin/perl
1;

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-12 4:51

die();

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-12 15:28

BEFOREHAND: close door, each window & exit; wait until time.
open spellbook, study, read (scan, select, tell us);
write it, print the hex while each watches,
reverse its length, write again;
kill spiders, pop them, chop, split, kill them.
unlink arms, shift, wait & listen (listening, wait),
sort the flock (then, warn the "goats" & kill the "sheep");
kill them, dump qualms, shift moralities,
values aside, each one;
die sheep! die to reverse the system
you accept (reject, respect);
next step,
kill the next sacrifice, each sacrifice,
wait, redo ritual until "all the spirits are pleased";
do it ("as they say").
do it(*everyone***must***participate***in***forbidden**s*e*x*).
return last victim; package body;
exit crypt (time, times & "half a time") & close it,
select (quickly) & warn your next victim;
AFTERWORDS: tell nobody.
wait, wait until time;
wait until next year, next decade;
sleep, sleep, die yourself,
die at last

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-12 20:08

BBCODE is considered standard for the rear end

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-19 5:41

i just added a new line

my $allow_javascript = 0;

Because i dont want to support javascript at all.

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-19 6:20

I don't think perl is scalable enuff
why not write in go with redis and shit?

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-19 7:31

>>6
textboards need not be scalabale
they're gonna be used by 8 people max

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-19 7:45

>>3
I can imagine ``
spiders
'' coming from some web framework, but how is ``
moralities
'' a keyword?

Name: Steve 2018-02-19 9:07

>>8
use constant moralities => die

Name: 🐫 2018-02-20 5:10

https://imgur.com/a/hFgdg

I added a few lines of code today

The idea:

1) Text board, no Javashit. Pure css3. I dont know how i will deal with spam without it (recaptcha) but hey, who uses textboard these days, right?

2) It might support images in a future, but you will be able to pick images from a library of attachments only specific to each board.

3) I am thinking on a way to create tweets (tweeter or gab) from here so AMAs will be possible with anons.

4) Also it will have a rudimentary way to organize mods and assign tasks to them. Just because it sounds fun to implement. I doubt a textboard needs a team of mods.


This is the DB model
https://imgur.com/a/WCWtb

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-20 5:19

>>10
Your design looks like it was made in paint.

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-20 5:31

>>11

Well, actually i was trying to make a CSS3 inspired on WindowsXP. Still needs work of course. But the actions, button locations, and icons at the top are there to stay.

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-20 6:06

>>10
Are you Mr Progrider who abandoned us?

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-20 11:55

No, that was progriders.org or something like that. I never went there after /prog/ in 4chan was closed.

This is for progriders.COM, which i own since a few years without making anything with it.

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-20 12:24

>>14
actually, the previous board was progrider.org (singular)

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-20 14:15

>>15
yes and it was a pedophile nest

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-20 14:33

>>16

How so. Is that true? People posted links to CP?

How do you think i can avoid that? (besides not doing a textboard and forget about this and going outside)

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-20 14:37

Any unmoderated dead community turns into a pædo nest eventually.

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-20 14:43

>>16
was it? I remember one namefag (something @live.com I think) talking about pedo shit but I don't remember anything more than that. a single retard does not a pedophile nest make

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-20 15:30

>>19
it does when the community consists of 2 people

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-20 15:41

>>20
And both of them were pedophiles.

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-20 15:55

>>17
How do you think i can avoid that?
We should kill all pedophiles. Murdering pedos should be legalized.

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-20 18:53

dubs get

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-21 7:57

>>20
akshually, there were three: me, you (the pedo) and The Sussman

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-21 8:06

there was a colombian pedophile

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-21 8:13

there was a pedophilian reptile

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-25 18:57

Hey fuckers, pay the new fucking certififuckincate. i can only post with Lynx

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-25 23:47

>>27
It only affects freesoftwarefoundation.org. Use dis.tinychan.org.

Name: Anonymous 2018-03-17 11:28

Progress is slow, but ehmmm... progressing.

My're board is gonna be very cool :)

I was thinking, since i can not use javascript, to be able to vote up for the thread at the moment of posting an answer. What do you think, guys?

Name: Anonymous 2018-03-17 11:51

>>29
You're making a stackoverflow clone?

Name: Anonymous 2018-03-17 12:07

>>30

No, a textboard (maybe adding images later in a limited way) that works 100% well even with JS disabled.

I think voting will be good to know what threads are really good/fun and which ones are meaningless. So you can voting vote up if you care about the thread and actually make a post.

Name: Anonymous 2018-03-17 12:08

How do u throttle down voat

Name: Anonymous 2018-03-17 12:14

By controlling what is being posted? Things like "+1" and variations, or repeated/too similar messages in the same thread could be filtered as shit posting.

Name: Anonymous 2018-03-17 12:29

>>31
that works 100% well even with JS disabled.
That's not something amazing
I'm pretty sure none of the current textboard softwares require JS for anything important

Name: Anonymous 2018-03-17 12:53

>>34
The focus is 0% javascript. None. Nada. JS will be inexistant. Not even for unimportant stuff.

Name: Anonymous 2018-03-17 13:00

>>35
Still
removing the external js files in kareha for example would make it use 0% javascript, wouldn't you say?

Name: Anonymous 2018-03-17 13:29

I know there is nothing "amazing" on not using js

I just want to show that a pretty and functional website can be done with it just by pure HTML and CSS3. I think JS is cancer.

And also i want to have fun while doing it :)

Name: Anonymous 2018-03-17 16:03

I don't hate JavaScript, but they way websites use it:
1.Unescapable ads
2.Cryptocoin miners(new but quickly expanding industry)
3.Requiring to load thirdparty stat sites to work.
4.millions of shitty "frameworks" that make any webpage cost 100MB+ ram. Not everyone is on 16GB workstations.
5.Much slower loading and handling of content.Javascript handlers everywhere slow down DOM interaction and create noticeable latency even in latest Chrome/Firefox. (btw, this is the reason WebGL1/2 are getting popular as backends)

Name: Anonymous 2018-03-17 18:48

>>29,31
the only way to do this without javascript is either iframes or redirect after POSTing the traditional way

Name: Client Side 2018-03-17 18:51

JS is an AI Tutorial language.

http://theai.wiki/JavaScript

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