Nikita

Its a plot by Mossad to discredit the Russian Lisp community and eliminating Lisp as serious language, lowering the intelligence of average Russian by simultaneous trifecta of Lisp nonexistence ,GMO poisoning and cheap vodka as directed by Reptilian/ZOG alliance to stop Russia from achieving Satori, because statically-typed conditioning is a cornerstone of enslavement program.
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