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Name: Anonymous 2018-04-12 1:48

here are a few:
"Full Stack JavaScript Developer"
"Professional Haskell Programmers"
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Name: Anonymous 2018-04-12 1:53

I mean, you really can have full-stack JavaScript now. MEAN stack: JSON for your database, Express/Node/Pug for backend, and Angular for frontend. How is that not ``full-stack''?

The Haskell joke is funny though.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-12 1:55

JSON in MongoDB, that is.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-12 6:20

frontend programmer
practical common lisp
readable, literate c++
secure web application

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-12 20:56

"as a Service"

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-12 22:11

The cloud

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-12 22:32

>>5
I blame piracy (or at least the paranoia about piracy) for the "
as a Service" meme.

You no longer own software like you used to. You used to pay and get a copy. You could use that copy offline. You could use it for as long as you want. But if you pirated it, you'd never need to pay the creators.

Now, you don't own any of your accounts or subscriptions. You merely pay to use them, and they mostly require internet connections to work properly. They can only connect to the company's servers, so you can't host your own version. So basically it defeats piracy to make every a monthly subscription or "as a Service" model.

>>6
AWS is cool for the ability to scale out when you need it, and then scale back when you don't. With a traditional data center, you'd need to overprovision -- buying dedicated resources to meet your maximum capacity that you almost never reach.

Let's say you have a website that sells goods related to a certain holiday. You get next to no users most of the time, but you get a million users during the week surrounding the holiday. Should you build on-prem infrastructure to host a million users -- being capable of doing that every single day of the year? Or does it make more sense to have scalable resources in AWS or some other cloud platform like Azure or lolGoogleCompute?

Elasticity of cloud services is super cool. Microservices architecture, Docker, Kubernetes, etc. But it also doesn't make sense to go all in with cloud if you're a huge company, because it's just way more expensive. But when you're a startup, or you know you have a lot of high-traffic moments that don't last 24/7, it can be good to go with cloud stuff.

AWS has a billion APIs and I can't keep up with all of their offerings, but they have a lot of neat stuff.

It's all too easy to be a curmudgeon who dismisses all new things because it "ain't like the good old days." But don't be that guy who paints himself into a corner and ends up being the dinosaur who only maintains legacy COBOL and Fortran because he said new languages and ideas were bad.

Cloud is here to stay whether you like it or not.

Name: >>7-san 2018-04-12 22:35

I guess my last post missed the point of this thread.

A RESTful API that implements sleep sort? Eh, I tried.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-13 1:32

>>4

Actually, Lisp works fine. Symta wouldn't have been happened if not for Common Lisp allowing me to quickly try various stuff to explore language design possibilities.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-13 6:23

>>9
make your're are game

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-14 4:32

Dubs as a Service

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-14 10:42

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-14 14:57

>>12
Pretty much sums up my feelings about git's learning curve. Git shows that Torvalds has zero design skills and generally an overrated person. And then git doesn't even provide basic features, like resuming download or upload. TLDR: git is not the product, you would pay money for.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-14 19:06

My dog Haskell has no nose. How does he smell? Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-14 21:50

Xarn

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-15 1:56

>>13
It was designed for people who still use email for patches and don't mind using billions of command line switches.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-15 1:57

>>16
Designed by people who unironically think man pages are a good example of documentation.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-15 2:19

>>17
man pages unironically are a fantastic form of documentation if you keep your programs small and without a stupid number of options which gnu+linux software does not, at all.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-15 9:10

>>18
Navigating GCC manpage is an achievement.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-15 9:17

>>19
Achievement unlocked 50G - Learned about xorg.conf
Achievement unlocked 250G - Managed to start up XWindows
Achievement unlocked 500G - Bye social life
Achievement unlocked 750G - Voluntary celibate
Achievement unlocked 1000G - Recompiled kernel

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-15 10:02

>>20
2000G Kernel below 400kb
3000G Kernel Below 300kb
4000G Kernel below 200kb
5000G Kernel below 100kb(possible with Josh Triplett’s Tinification patches)

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-15 13:45

>>19
{for(i in `{xbps-query --files ffmpeg|grep '/usr/share/man/'}){mandoc $i|wc -l -w}}|awk 'BEGIN{l=0; w=0} {l=l+$1; w=w+$2} END{print l,w}'
142978 602175
there arent a billion manpages with ffmpeg either, I tested everything in man and the ffmpeg ones are all individually the biggest.
but software that isnt shit and/or naturally unsuited for manpages(the former often implies the latter) is absolutely fine-
mandoc /usr/share/man/man^(1/doas.1 5/doas.conf.5)|wc -lw --> 142 715
mandoc /usr/local/share/man/man1/rc.1|wc -l -w --> 1197 6615

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-15 19:33

What is a weeaboo alien's favorite data structure?
a 2D arrayy lmao

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-16 2:09

feed me a stray cat /dev/urandom

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-16 2:59

>>24
laughed out loud

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-16 10:42

Gtklib - unused CPU time is wasted CPU time

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-18 4:38

Size of cc1plus (sepples compiler) in latest GCC

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-18 6:56

"it should be trivial to port to other platforms"

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-18 7:27

systemd

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-18 8:36

cloveros

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-18 9:02

nikita sadkov finishing his's game

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-18 9:18

cudder

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-18 9:18

unchecked dubs

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