Computer science jokes

Q: Why did you reject her type?
A: Because she was not my kind.
xD

In my dictionary, the preferred definition of science involves discovering properties of the natural world. Engineering involves the application of those properties to solve practical problems. By those definitions programmers are neither scientists nor engineers. The principal objects of their study are manmade, not natural. -- William A. Wulf, Professor of Engineering and Applied Sciences

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Scientists aren't allowed to study man-made objects, and Engineers must only use naturally occuring materials
It is forbidden by my copy of a list of word definitions