Reasons why Slackware® Linux is Still King

1. Super fast
2. Can't get viruses
3. Has a bitchin' package manager that makes the boys at suckless submit.
4. Fits on floppy, CD-R/W, DVD-R/W, Blu-Ray® disc, USB drive
5. Can install to your hard drive
6. Compatible with GNU Software
7. Always free
9. Has multiple users such as GNOME, and KDE
10. New user's get free EMAC+VIM hackers tool