Name: Anonymous 2018-06-04 18:50
It's $CURRENT_YEAR. No one is a programmer anymore, gramps. We're devops evangelists, infosec rockstars, cloud engineers, empowered women in tech, social media gurus, and full stack developers. Programmer? Oh, please. Programmers are dinosaurs.
Fortran, COBOL, C++, Java... that's for boomers. You know what's modern? JavaScript everywhere. Node and Express: JS on the backend. MongoDB: What if JSON was a database? Angular and React for frontend. jQuery and Bootstrap for responsive design.
But wait! You might be wondering... what about apps? You can wrap your web app in a pseudo-browser and call it native.
JavaScript is all you need. I am a JavaScript developer. I code (NOT program) on my MacBook in Starbucks. I have thousands of Instagram and Twitter followers. I correct pronouns on GitHub. I am a prominent social justice advocate. I have a healthy social life and meet new guys on Grindr every week.
You are being replaced, neckbeards. The culture of "programming" is over.
Fortran, COBOL, C++, Java... that's for boomers. You know what's modern? JavaScript everywhere. Node and Express: JS on the backend. MongoDB: What if JSON was a database? Angular and React for frontend. jQuery and Bootstrap for responsive design.
But wait! You might be wondering... what about apps? You can wrap your web app in a pseudo-browser and call it native.
JavaScript is all you need. I am a JavaScript developer. I code (NOT program) on my MacBook in Starbucks. I have thousands of Instagram and Twitter followers. I correct pronouns on GitHub. I am a prominent social justice advocate. I have a healthy social life and meet new guys on Grindr every week.
You are being replaced, neckbeards. The culture of "programming" is over.