/prog/ - New Revolutionary Idea HTTP status codes as A Service

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-05 7:06

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=17234615
Round A funding needed, angel investors welcome.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-05 7:18

https://www.foaas.com/

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-05 8:11

anus haxing as a service

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-05 8:23

>>1
So, this is power of Intelligent Cloud!

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-05 20:19

shitting on the floor as a service
every turd is verified on the blockchain

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-06 6:42

>>4
More like the power of "Serverless Architecture"

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-06 7:05

>>6
what the fuck even is serverless architecture? I've read one tutorial about it and the first thing it told me to do was get some AWS server.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-06 7:09

nvm i just got baited into spoonfeeding Edited on 06/06/2018 07:13.

>>7↵
Serverless computing is a cloud-computing execution model in which the cloud provider dynamically manages the allocation of machine resources. Pricing is based on the actual amount of resources consumed by an application, rather than on pre-purchased units of capacity.[1] It is a form of utility computing.
nvm i just got baited into spoonfeeding

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-06 7:13

>>8
so this isn't serverless, it's just that the server automatically scales VM resources. this definitely needed a buzzword!

Name: >>8-cunt is a nigger 2018-06-06 8:35

>>7
Serverless computing is a cloud-computing execution model in which the cloud provider dynamically manages the allocation of machine resources. Pricing is based on the actual amount of resources consumed by an application, rather than on pre-purchased units of capacity.[1] It is a form of utility computing.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-06 9:25

>>9
Its was "batch job processing" before the cloud era.

Name: Anonymous 2018-06-06 13:04

https://www.zdnet.com/article/why-wait-for-utility-computing/

New Revolutionary Idea HTTP status codes as A Service

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