The C++ Virgin vs Python Chad

C++ Virgin:
Code looks like unholy mix of Perl and Java
OOP destroys imperative performance advertised by its C-likeness
Abstraction layer creep adds superfluous overhead
Type system designed to drive people insane to limit its use
Compilation speed measured in minutes or even hours
Leaking abstractions everywhere
Multiple security vulnerabilities per month
Metaprogramming consists of Lovecraftian horrors of templates and macros, often mixed together


Python Chad:
Elegant, clean code enforced by indentation system
All hot machine learning tech depends on it
Doesn't need to wait to compile
Python scripts power the world
..including C++ build processes
Popular in academia and education
Dozens of web frameworks powered by Python
Software developers don't need to learn arcane template rules
Metaprogramming is easy and fun

python code is so reliant on imports that trump wants to impose tariffs on it