Your browser needs to be updated to use $product

No it doesn't. Your site was working just fine before. You bloody fucking dipshit "developers" decided to break it and force people to use increasingly dystopian software. Go fuck a dead cat while I figure out how to crack your retarded versionchecks.

/rant

>>2
New versions have unwanted changes. Are you a mindless sheep?

If all they did was fix bugs, no one would be complaining. But those fucktards use "security" as an excuse to push other useless bloat and unwanted changes, as well as their authoritarian vision of "security". To them, the lusers must be controlled, restricted from any content that could "harm" (or "subvert", as the case may be...), and kept in a state of ignorance and stupidity.

>>4,5
Guess which ones are easier to defend against? The known ones.

Sites shouldn't be discriminating on browsers anyway. IRL, if I choose to ride a motorcycle and kill myself, that's my choice.

"Those who give up freedom for security deserve neither."