Programmer Life

Codin' up a storm, codin' codin' up a storm
Got no fucking life so I never leave my dorm
I am really mean behind my MacBook Pro screen
Never had a life, got no wife and sippin' lean

Wastin all my free time postin' on a textboard
People respond here, but in real life I'm ignored
I got no online friends, not even in discord
Wanna live better but this all I can afford

Listen to breakcore and I wish I had a whore
Wallow in self-pity, can't take this anymore
Suck at socializing so computers are nice
Apple makes good shit, only thing is the high price

Compilers and editors are tools of the trade
My competitors already have their lives made
Living with roommates but at least I'm gettin' paid
Don't bother with dates, forgot last time I got laid

Codin' up a storm, codin' codin' up a storm
Got no fucking life so I never leave my dorm
I am really mean behind my MacBook Pro screen
Never had a life, got no wife and sippin' lean

Languages and shit seem to always come and go
Merge conflicts on git, all thanks to that stupid ho
Don't like booze one bit, but it's all I seem to know
Transient faggot, always going to and fro

Smokin' fatass blunts, bad for my anxiety
All these stupid cunts why I go to therapy
Defcon hacking stunts distract me from my sadness
Got pigeonholed in tech, wish it wasn't like this

Algos and structures, this shit is so fucking cash
Argue with some nerds 'bout why you can't use plain bash
Lefist culture sucks, my colleagues are all trash
Burnout's fucking real, my whole life is gonna crash

Codin' up a storm, codin' codin' up a storm
Got no fucking life so I never leave my dorm
I am really mean behind my MacBook Pro screen
Never had a life, got no wife and sippin' lean

Sick bars bro
do you write for Drake?