Go, Rust, D

Which C replacement has what it takes to shock the world and fork() my anus??

What the fuck is the point of Rust, D, etc.? They’re still way too low level. Might as well just use C++. Everyone knows C++ so you’ll actually be able to make real projects with it.

If I want to invest significant time into learning something new, I’d rather study something like Haskell which actually brings new ideas. That I can get excited about, because it offers something that’s just not merely a dolled up rehash of the old C UNIX segfaulty style of computing.