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Name: Anonymous 2018-09-02 17:57

Post little thoughts, jokes, news, etc. that don't necessarily warrant having their own thread.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-19 22:03

malware is beautiful

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-19 22:28

>>119
based and redpilled

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-20 0:19

why isn't the page updated after we post?

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-20 0:20

>>123
it is for me

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-20 0:20

hmm

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-20 0:22

>>124
Strange, I have to refresh to see my post. Always had to.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-20 9:06

test

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-20 11:17

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-20 11:48

back-end is an anus! Edited on 20/09/2018 11:48.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-20 20:46

>>128
never trust image links on /prog/ or /lounge/
I will never click them

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-20 20:47

>>130
anta baka?

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-21 7:30

>>130
Its a two part picture, one is a lion being restrained with its head obscured by a plate with a hole(labeled Backend), the other is a plate with a hole and "Metro Goldwin meyer" lion picture(labeled Frontend).
It seems to be a humorous observations that back-end software is very different from the polished front-end experience.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-21 10:50

I have seen many boards, but this one really has the highest quality discussion of dubs.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-21 11:27

>>133
it's actually amateur hour compared to dubs-related discussions on the old progrider. I think progrider threads have been imported here so try looking for the one about dubs theory and dubsless primes.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 4:56

fart polymorphism

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 16:37

Are you excited for macOS Mojave?

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 16:49

tell me what you know about penetration testing

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 18:49

>>137
You can fix that with Flex Tape®.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 18:58

>>138
nice corporate meme you vapid consumer cuck

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-23 2:24

Tinder for programmers

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-23 2:33

you've heard of programming music, but have you heard of programming food?

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-23 2:41

most programming is lame but learning infosec and computer science at the same time is awesome because you learn about categories of vulnerabilities and then you can write your own security tools/exploits instead of being some drone who only knows how to run tools other people made

i am feeling happy for the first time in a long time Edited on 23/09/2018 02:41.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-23 21:47

Infosec is bullshit.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-23 21:55

>>143
no u

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-24 1:39

What tech-related thing are you learning about right now? I'm currently learning about port scanning with nmap. It has a scripting engine that uses lua. Have any of you ever programmed in lua? What's it like? I am mostly familiar with Java but I've used some other languages too.

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-24 3:26

>>145
sql injection

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-24 3:26

>>146
edgy

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-24 6:59

>>142,145
oh, I thought I'm the only security anon here. I'm writing software that automatically reverse engineers some Android IPC stuff so I can do automated fuzzing of closed-source vendor bloatware

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-06 16:46

I feel like, if a device is so fragile that it crashes when you run an nmap scan with the aggressive flag, that's not the problem with the port scanner, that's a problem with the device or software being an unreliable piece of shit

don't blame pen testers when your garbage barely runs and can't handle a simple port scan

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-06 16:50

I'm the Terry Davis of hacking

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-06 17:03

God is root and we are regular user accounts. How can we achieve spiritual privilege escalation? Can we do rm -rf --no-preserve-root / on the universe?

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-06 18:12

>>151
You need to achieve satori then you escape chroot jail

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-08 2:16

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-08 3:10

>>153
why would you post this garbage? fuck off

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-08 3:12

>>154
mad cracker

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-08 5:00

>>154
You clearly didn't read far enough to get to the good part.

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-08 6:26

@153
Stop using ``faggot quotes''

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-08 6:35

>>157
learn to quote

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-10 4:52

roko's basilisk but for spyware

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-10 11:23

Existence of Sussman proves binary system inadequate.

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